Act 3 scene 1 . The Break up

Oh goodness heavens ! My first and only true love has gone truly mad !! What a shame, he was the cream of the crop, the head hancho, the one that had the best swag in the kingdom. OH MY GOSH, I can't believe that i hung on his every single world like a dits. Geesh ! He even thinks that he never gave me any gifts . He's such a horrible person. Can you believe that he even told me that I should go to nunnery??  how insulting is that !! I don't understand what has caused such a drastic change in his behavior. I mean I know that I'm not the one that gives all of her cookies away just because they are fresh. Oh well, it will be his loss because if he's that hungry he can go to another bakery for goodness sake ... What if it isn't because he's hungry? Did I push him too far away when i didn't speak to him at my father's GREAT advice? Oh no I fear that I have caused such a horrible mess. Why did I ever listen to my father ?